This is why living in New York can be a giant time-space warp slap in the face.
So I'm hanging out in Williamsburg with Hannah and her roommates. Fashionistas that they are, they wanted to watch the premiere of Project Runway. Poor as they are, they had no cable. Wandering down Graham, they were determined to find a restaurant/bar that would willingly let us watch it. We hit up the nice Italian place. Basic idea: Dear Mr. Italian man, if 6 cute girls come in and order, would you be willing to change the station from the Mets game to Project Runway?
Any logical solution to this would include the nice, big Italian guy laughing at us, but possibly giving us a few drinks and telling us his undying love/hatred for the Mets. Oh no... not in New York giant time-space warp.
Led to the back of the restaurant, we see a table with Kenley Collins. For those less informed, Kenley was a finalist on Project Runway Season 5. The annoying voice/Katy Perry look alike/retro headbands/ girl. Remember? The one who was in the news for throwing her cat at her fiance's face and getting arrested for assault? Click here.
So we were in an Italian restaurant watching Project Runway with a crazy person who was on Project Runway. And charged with assault for throwing a cat....
Only in New York
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